The Perfect Agents Mirax Terrik Note: Standard disclaimers apply. If you recognize a character from another series, he or she’s not mine. If you have only heard of him or her in my previous story, he or she is mine. I know Nikkita is spelled with two k’s, but I think it looks better this way. Thanks to Asbjoern Grandt for corrections. This is Part 2 of the Julie Yamada series. In Part 1, *The Watchers*, Julie Yamada, a high school senior in sunny Southern California, follows her classmate Jack to an Immortal challenge. Jack loses his head, and the Watchers, who have been taken over by Section One, recruit Julie. She trains as a sniper for a special operations team, but before her training is complete, terrorists take her school hostage, and she is forced to team up with the mysterious Josh, a Tomorrow Person, to rescue fellow Watcher and classmate Quinn. When we last left our intrepid (if somewhat reluctant) heroes, Julie had just seen a mysterious vision after sharing a brief kiss with Josh... *The Perfect Agents* So obviously, this kiss thing was turning up some unexpected results. Okay, whom was I kidding? A mysterious vision of some random girl whenever I kissed tomorrow boy was pretty freaky. Hopefully that would explain why I was physically drawn to this guy, because I don’t think we would have done to well as a couple, even without this Watcher/ Section/ Tomorrow Person business. We really didn’t think the same at all. I guess it was never meant to be, no matter how hot he was. Too bad. So I sped off to Andrew’s house. As we drove past Josh’s street, I was reminded of his mother. Oops. "Hey, Josh," I said, breaking the uneasy silence. "What are you going to do about your mom? She’s gonna be worried, since you didn’t come home last night and all." "Oh, yeah. Uh oh. Hmm.what if I just didn’t go home?" he suggested quietly. I looked at him. He was dead serious. "What? Are you psycho? If you do that, you can’t ever come back. Ever. Do you really want to do that?" I asked, shocked. Sensitive Josh wanted to just leave and disappear? And I thought I was messed up! "Yes. Look, I know in my heart that I can’t lie like you. No, that isn’t a diss. I’m serious. I just can’t do that. So if I go home, she’ll find out sooner or later. I know it. If that happens, Section will come and kill her. Me, they might want to keep because I’m a Tomorrow Person, but she’s of no use to them. If I go back, I just ruin her life as well. Besides, I’ve been thinking. I need to find her. That girl in the vision. I want you to draw her, and I’m going to the island to wait for her. I think she’s a Tomorrow Person, which means I have to be there for her when she breaks out. I can’t let her go through what I did when I broke out. It was horrible; feeling so lost, confused, and abandoned. I’ve never felt so alone. But she’s going to break out soon, I know it," Josh said, his blue eyes shining with intensity. Mentally, I gagged. This guy was too good for his own good! "But what if she isn’t? What if you’re wrong and you’re just throwing your life away for a feeling? You aren’t even the one seeing it, anyway. How do you know this, from my descriptions alone?" I asked, trying to poke holes in what I knew to be the perfect solution to our problems. Besides, I figured he was going to do it anyway, no matter what I said. "I know, Julie. I can’t explain it. I just do. Please, don’t stop me. All I need is a description of her," he said, leaning over to give me another kiss. Of course, he blocked my view of the road. The car swerved dangerously. "I’m driving for God’s sake! Can you keep your hormones under control for a few minutes?" I yelled. He backed away. "I’m sorry. I don’t know what got into me. I was just talking to you, and suddenly, I felt this urge. I’m sorry. I don’t know what else to say. Are we almost there yet?" Like a little kid. "Yes, and no kissy-kissy till after the briefing. Got it?" I said, rolling my eyes. Yes, things would be a little simpler with that guy gone. He turned me into a walking hormone. "Um, yeah, sure," he said, turning a bright red. I smiled, wondering idly if he did that a lot. I hadn’t really noticed it before, but then again, I hadn’t noticed him. We soon arrived at our destination. I ran up the steps, not even waiting for Josh. I rang the doorbell, letting Andrew’s fingerprint scanner scan my thumb thoroughly. The door opened, revealing Nikkita. "Hey, trainer!" I said, cheerily. A bit too cheerily, it seemed. "Hmm, I see someone had a nice night as well," she observed. "Come on in, the briefing is about to begin." Cold, as usual. She was only nice to Michael, I think. We quickly took seats near Andrew, who looked as if he had stayed up all night. "How are you?" he mouthed. Immortal he may be, but indefatigable, he wasn’t. He did look pretty yummy, nonetheless. "Fine, but a little sandy," I said quickly, blushing. That Josh was turning me into a walking hormone! Michael coughed to get our attention, and we looked at him sheepishly. "Okay, as some of you may know, Rainbow Six is coming in on a flight from New York in about two hours. They will be met, and arrive by van after a change into gear at the local middle school. ETA three hours. Our job is to make sure this goes down all right. The government is using Rainbow Six to look good to NATO, but the higher ups want us to keep an eye on things in case anything goes wrong. Nikkita and I will be posing as the CIA and NSA liaisons to the operation, making sure that the right ears only hear the right information. Birkoff, you will be monitoring the operation here at the house with Madeline (Michelle), Andrew and Josh. Josh, if you get the wrong impression from anything, tell them. Team A (these were the older, more experienced ops), you will be running back up for the mission. If anything goes sour, I want you to go in and finish the job. Team B (this was the other junior ops and I), you will run damage control. We cleaned up all traces of Julie and Josh, but I want to make sure all loose ends are tied up. I want you to pose as reporters and run surveillance. Pick up your profiles for this mission from Birkoff and be ready to be in position in two hours. That will be all." Of course, he made goo-goo eyes at Nikkita, as usual. Birky and I gagged. Now that they were together, they were sickeningly sweet. I felt slightly inadequate, being unable to go save my friends myself, but their assignments made sense. I didn’t have much real experience in this field, and it was risky for me to even participate in this op. I quickly showered in Andrew’s bedroom, and changed into my photographer outfit. I quickly visited makeup and ammunitions. Unfortunately, my only weapons allowed were some pepper spray and a pocketknife. No much, but any more would be suspicious. I looked at myself in the mirror. It was amazing what a little hair dye and makeup could do. Gone was Julie Yamada, typical Asian-American teenager. In her place was Riko Anjin, artsy, twenty-something photographer. "You look nice," Josh said, starling me out of my reverie. He looked pretty nice too, changed into Birkoff’s video game T-shirt, but I didn’t tell him. "Uh, thanks." I stuttered, surprised. Usually, I heard people coming. I decided that being a Tomorrow Person made you quieter, too. "My kiss?" he asked, hopefully. Like a little doggie! "What?" I asked, confused. Hey, it happens. "You promised, remember? C’mon, it’ll only take a second," I obliged him by giving him a quick peck on the lips. I drew back as I saw the girl again. A cute little lovey-dovey scene played out between the annoyingly sweet blond and her handsome lover. Actually, he was very attractive, as I soon found out. He looked like a god- every single part of his body was fine. Needless to say, I was treated to a very graphic love scene. Not the thing one needs before a mission. "Hey Julie? Julie? Earth to Julie! Hey, Julie!" Birkoff’s voice quickly brought me back to reality. He was shaking me, panicked. Figures. Birky, not Josh. I guess I had really freaked him. "Huh?" I asked. "What happened?" I was still a bit confused. "You like spaced out on us. What happened?" he asked, concerned. "You know, you don’t have to go on the op if you don’t want. Nikkita won’t mind." Yeah, but Operations would, I felt like telling him. "No, that’s okay. I’ll tell you about it later. Let’s just get this done with, okay?" I said, hugging him. "I’m fine." I just had lots of descriptions for that poor Section artist! "If you say so," he said, returning to his usual Section coldness. I sighed and walked to the van. Birkoff was the only one I really confided in. Andrew was nice, but he was often too distracted. He was a nice guy, and fairly cute, but he was always busy- it seemed as if he was avoiding me except for training. And there he was all business. With Birkoff, though, I could at least open up to him a bit. And he was like me, in a way. We both had this amazing ability to detach from things; like Michael did sometimes. Take the school thing, for example. I should have been a wreck (like Quinn, it turned out later), but instead, I had taken on a logical point of view. Very cold, and precise. Not terribly humane, but very logical. Emotion wouldn’t help me, and was thus illogical. Of course, Madeleine closely monitored almost all communication, but that was to be expected. She was Madeleine, after all. For this mission, I was dumped off a few blocks from the school. I jogged towards the school, ignoring the cameras and reporters. I stared at the school as if it were for the first time. In a sense, that was the case. I mean, I had never seen my school surrounded by police and media. It was like a circus. I soon set up camp, and started snapping away shots of the windows using my telephoto lens. Not much. Then I saw it. It was Ned Beckman, signaling with a mirror from a second story room. Of course, it would be only someone as clever as Ned who would think of actually doing something. Unfortunately, the pigs (I mean, coppers) didn’t know how to read Morse code. Mentally, I thanked Andrew, who had insisted that I learn this dying skill. It was good to know that someone not Immortal still knew it. I quickly translated the flashes. His message, of course, was pretty predictable. "SOS (stop) AM HIDING IN SCIENCE LAB (stop) SAFE FOR NOW (stop) TWO INJURED (stop) ALL FRIENDS (stop)" Ned signaled. It seemed to be a standard message, as he repeated it. I quickly took out an extra lens to signal back. "NED THIS IS JULIE (stop) HELP IS COMING (stop) YOUR CONDITION (stop)." Okay, I know that sounded unprofessional, but come on- this was not World War Two, after all. Ned looked around, but gave no indication he saw me. Good, he was smart. "FAIR (stop) CAN PICK UP RADIO FROM HERE (stop) ARE GOING TO SECURE FREQ BUT CAN HEAR (stop)." He had to be a bit surprised, though. Like Birkoff and I, he was very, well, logical. One might say cold, perhaps, but everything he did was completely and utterly logical. "BRB." This was a bit of net slang, but he was a techie, so I knew he would understand it. I quickly pulled out my cell phone and called headquarters. The phone beeped for a while as a secure connection was established. Obviously, Section couldn’t allow government scanners to pick things up, so we had to use major encryption. "HQ." It was Birkoff, of course. No one else usually answered the phone. "Listen, Mathew. Ned Beckman is trapped in the science lab with two injured friendlies. Can Newbie (that was Josh) pop in and do a rescue? Also, Beckman is picking up communications via a radio. Please advise," I said, trying to sound calm. Birkoff had to be surprised, too, I knew. "Riko, this is Michelle." That was Madeleine, using her old code name. "Newbie will enter room with Jones (Andrew) and extract. How reliable is the Intel?" Well, at least Madeleine was ready for this unplanned contingency. It seemed that she thought of everything. "He is signaling me using a mirror. No one else seems to be in the window. He is not communicating any reason for me to believe that he is doing this under duress. Also, no one else has spotted this yet," I said, looking carefully through my pocket scope. Ned was holding up surprisingly well for what was happening. Madeleine would certainly be pleased. As Birkoff often noted, Section liked calm people. Calm, ruthless killers, preferably. "Acknowledged. Over and out." I continued to shoot photos like everyone else until Rainbow Six arrived. At that point, we media people were escorted off the premises, and I returned to Andrew’s house. Actually, I got a great picture of one of them, a pretty decent-looking Mexican- American. He saw me, but I didn’t think much about it. After all, the guy probably saw tons of people in the crowd. Luckily for Section, Rainbow Six proved to be as good as they were supposed to be. It was actually pretty amazing that they were able to succeed with that archaic technology they were using. Actually, I should note that while it was ten yeas ahead of commercial technology, it was also ten years behind Section equipment. Which, of course, made me wonder why it was so advanced, but I didn’t think about it much. One doesn’t question those things, after all. After the op was over, I was quickly whisked to Section’s headquarters for debriefing. Section, much to my surprise, was in relative chaos. Other operatives besides me had quickly sniffed out an inconsistency with our briefing, and now it was time for clarification. "Michael, why did the government send Rainbow Six to take care of a domestic problem?" Andrew asked, voicing our thoughts. The rest of us looked expectantly. Michael glanced over at Madeleine, who nodded and spoke. "We wanted to wait until we got back to tell you. Your high school, Julie, is one of the best public schools in the country. For this reason, many powerful foreigners choose to send their children there, in secret. There are many reasons for doing this- safety, politics, etc. The U.S. government knows this, and uses it often as a kind of international witness protection program. They are placed with foster parents, and are raised right here, in this typical suburban community." "So that’s why it was an international problem!" said Birkoff, finally getting it. Brilliant he may be, but only if it’s on a computer screen. I looked at Andrew. He was clearly thinking the same thing I was thinking. There was no way this was a coincidence. "How do Ned Beckman and I fit in?" I asked, almost afraid to hear it. Operations cleared the room. "This does not go outside this room, you hear?" Andrew, Birkoff, Nikkita, and I nodded, while Michael and Madeleine looked on. "Okay, Ned Beckman is actually a Section experiment. He is the first genetically enhanced human to be raised in a civilian environment. We figured the best public school would be good. His parents- you actually know them. They’re myself and Madeleine." "What!" screamed Nikkita. At least one Section person was actually shocked. To me, it made sense. Ned was always just little too cold, a little too logical. Figures, I thought. "Calm down, Nikkita," soothed Michael, grabbing her. Normally, that did the trick. Not this time. "Calm down? How can I? That’s terrible, mutating your own child. And who were his foster parents? Section ops, I bet!" she said bitterly. Michael looked at Madeleine and dragged her out of the room. "I’ll take her to my place to cool down," he said closing the door. Birkoff and I snickered and looked at each other. Cool down indeed. Things were probably going to be pretty hot tonight. Andrew rolled his eyes, not amused. "Anyway, to get back to the question, what does Julie have to do with this?" Sometimes, he had a one-track mind. "That’s the interesting part," said Madeleine. "This doctor, Benjamin Adams, actually found her and sent her to be raised here, again by foster parents. Except these parents thought she was theirs, due to some trickery on his part. When her aptitude tests reflected the second highest scores in the area- after Ned’s, of course- it was decided that she should be raised alongside Ned, as a sort of companion. Everything was perfect for a while. You two quickly became friends in preschool- and stayed that way. It was Section’s idea that the two of you would make a nice couple. Unfortunately, you both seemed to want to just be friends, despite our efforts." "Ugh. Well that explains it!" I said, unable to contain myself any longer. I knew Section was manipulative, but this one took the cake. "What do you mean?" asked Operations, genuinely confused. "Well, first of all, I’d just like to point out that Ned and I are friends- and just friends mind you. We both know that we’d make a terrible couple and we both didn’t want to ruin our friendship. But to get back to the point, that explains why we’ve always been in the same classes, partnered together, etc. In fact, I remember quite a few times when we would get locked up together, or I would be slipped that date- rape drug while working on a project with him. Hey, was Section responsible for any of that?" I had to ask, even thought the answer was obvious. Madeleine looked a bit guilty. "Er, yes. We tried to induce sexual intercourse many times, but you two always managed to avoid it! How did you do that?" Great, so I was a study, too. "Umm.... fairly simple. Ned is an in-the-closet homosexual. It’s not that I haven’t wanted him, it’s just that he’s gay. Problem solved." I couldn’t believe they hadn’t found that out yet. Neither could Operations, who glared at Birkoff. "Looks like it is...now." Apparently, Birky had fallen down on the job. Not that monitoring science projects would have been that interesting. Driving Andrew home, I noted that he had been curiously silent after the mention of Benjamin Adams. Okay, I know, he was normally kinda aloof, but totally silent- not my Andrew! "Hey, Andrew?" I asked tentatively. "Mm?" Yes, he was definitely distracted. "What’s up with this B-" I started to say. Suddenly spurred into action, he quickly covered my mouth. He leaned over and whispered in my ear, "Play along if you want to find out." Of course, I obliged. Curiosity is my middle name. "Uh, this Birkoff. Why do you think Operations shot Birky that look?" I asked, trying to cover up my original question. "I don’t know and I don’t really care," he said, suddenly moving to give me a kiss. I turned. This time, the car didn’t swerve. Please note that this was the second time a guy had pulled this stunt. In one day. I wondered if it had been featured as move of the month in some magazine. Andrew simply moved to my ear again, licking it. "Section has the car tapped, silly. We’re going to play at lovers for a while so I can tell you, k?" This was rather unfair, since he knew my ear was ticklish. I giggled in response. We quickly arrived at his place, and immediately went to the shower, the one place Section couldn’t tap very well. This was the awkward part, being naked together. I had seen him naked before, and he had seen me, but there hadn’t been this strange underlying sexual tension. This was going to be very interesting. He grabbed the bar of soap, and began to pretend to rub me down. "Okay, Benjamin Adams is Adam Pierson, my mentor. He became immortal in the 19th century, but Section thinks ‘Adam Pierson’ became immortal during his time here in the Watchers." "Wait a second. Adam Pierson joins when I was born. If he was immortal, he could only stay for ten years, tops. If you were his student, then you must have been here for what, a few years before that. Yet, you’re only in your early twenties," I said, trying to think about the conversation, and not him in the shower with me. "I’m eighteen." Of course, I didn’t mention that this meant that I was an adult, and not subject to statuatory rape laws in this state. Not that I was thinking about that or anything. "Okay, confession time," he said, pulling me close to him. "I’m immortal too, and I was before I entered the Watchers." "Josh told me- he sensed it," I confessed. "What? Who else did he tell?" Andrew dropped the soap. We continued to stand there, staring at each other, the soap forgotten. "No one but me. Now, I want the whole story. What exactly happened?" I asked. "Okay. So Adam Pierson has just been created, and has joined the Watchers as the head researcher of the Methos Project. One day, a baby just shows up on his doorstep out of the blue. Now this got him thinking. He realizes that he won’t be able to stay in the Watchers forever, but wants to keep tabs on other immortals. So he decides to raise you, and someday induct you into the organization. Now here’s where things go wrong. He becomes friends with Duncan MacLeod. Being friends with him, as you know, attracts a great deal of trouble. Adam decides his cover is getting pretty shaky so he does two things. First, he finds a couple whose infant is ill. The girl dies, but they don’t know that, as Adam switches babies, and the couple’s girl is suddenly better. A little adjusting of the records and all is well on that end. Second, he recruits me. Now, I was just kicking around after the intelligence cutbacks in the 80’s, so I agree. Besides, Adam destroyed my old cover by killing me in public, so I kinda needed something else to do. My function is basically to keep Adam informed after he’s gone, and to recruit you. Meanwhile, Adam’s cover is broken, and he flees to Tibet. This sets into motion a chain of events that allow Section to take over the Watchers. Madeleine actually pinpoints you as a possible recruit, and actively begins her little matchmaking scheme that ultimately fails. So I suggest that we recruit a group from Ned’s school to do expressly Watcher activities. She agrees. Meanwhile, Quinn accidentally hacks into the system, so he is recruited early. Then, you followed Jack, and we had to move to recruit you." I leaned against the side of the shower. "Oh my God. Wow. That's why Adam would go through so much effort for some little baby he found on his doorstep. That's why my participation was so necessary, I'm a pre- immortal !" I was in shock, but I was still thinking at least a little clearly. He hesitated for a second. "Josh told you that too?" "No. He did say something about how I felt- psychically, that is. I’m different somehow. Put together with the foundling thing. Shit. Figures, right before the Gathering. You sure?" I had learned enough about immortals to know that it was not a nice life. Swords, death- ugh. "Yep. Sorry to disappoint you, but you’re going to die soon." Andrew knew as well as I that with the Gathering so close, I didn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell. "Okay. Thanks. But everyone dies, eventually." Right on cue, the hot water ran out. I reached over Andrew and turned off the water. We stood there, dripping with water, just looking at each other. I don’t know how long we were there. We didn’t speak. We didn’t need to. All we had to do was look at each other and we knew. Things were not looking up. We both remembered about the surveillance, of course. There was so much more to say, but after a shower like that, it would set off quite a few alarms if it weren’t followed by the expected. So of course, we did it. To not do it was unthinkable. So we put on a great show for Birky, whose wonderful duty it was to watch this shit. It was just what we had trained for, after all. But of course, we had other things on our minds. The sex was secondary. Actually, I should note that it was pretty good sex. As I had suspected, immortality led to the good sex techniques. It just that we were putting on a show, that everything was false. It scared me that my life had come to this. The next morning, I found a trail of footprints leading down to the beach. I pulled on one of his shirts (I had lost my clothes last night somehow) and ran down there. I found Andrew waiting for me. "You up for some skinny dipping?" I nodded, seeing immediately why- Section wouldn’t be able to monitor our conversation, even with their numerous bugs. We immediately stripped and went into the water. We swam out to a buoy and resumed our conversation. "I’m sorry about last night. I had to tell you, and I wasn’t thinking clearly. It’s my fault for putting you in that position," said Andrew. "It’s okay, I guess. I can’t think of any other way as well. I mean, look where we are. Besides, I kinda enjoyed it," I said frankly. "You did?" He was clearly surprised. "Didn’t you?" I asked. "Well, yes, but I...oh. You did?" The truth finally dawned on him. "I said that already," I laughed. "Hmm. You want to do it again?" he asked mischievously. "Yes- but I want it to be real this time. Not just for Birky," I said. "Agreed," he laughed. "Okay, now where we?" "You. Tell me about your past." "Well, I was born shortly before the turn of the century. My parents were archaeologists on the East Coast. We traveled here and there and everywhere, but after Mum died, me and Dad kinda drifted apart. When I heard about the war in Europe, I had to join in. I went to Belgium and joined the Belgian army, even if I wasn’t quite 18- okay I was barely 17...." He spent the rest of the afternoon in major flashback mode. That night, of course, we got the call. Section was done with the rest of the interrogations, and wanted to start things moving. Michael and Nikkita came to pick us up, so Andrew and I had no time to say anything else. We were practically dragged into the meeting room. Ops and Maddy awaited us, it appeared. "Birkoff tells me you two had a…relaxing day to wind down. Okay, here’s what’s been happening. Josh has told Nikkita his plan for locating the Tomorrow Person. Operations and I agree that his plan is sufficient. He will be stationed on the island, subject only to your control. You two will be responsible for locating the girl, and bringing her under our control," Madeleine said, handing us Josh’s profile and control pad. "Second, Ned will work with Birkoff on communications. Though we feel Birkoff may have other intentions, it is true that his workload is getting to be too much, even for Birkoff. Ned is intelligent enough to assist him in monitoring our main communications. Michael will train him as well to be a field op, as his genetic enhancement renders him more capable of field operation communication than Birkoff," added Operations coolly. I wondered if it annoyed him to have to be number two behind Madeleine on this. "How did Ned react to learning of his genetic enhancement?" I had to know this, even if it wasn’t my business. "Actually, he took it rather well. His genetic enhancements also included modification of his emotions, so that is no surprise as well. He is exhibiting mild shock, but that, too, is to be expected," admitted Madeleine. She seemed to be in an especially good mood about this. "Quinn is in the med-center, recovering from his injuries still. We have decided to transfer him to communications under Birkoff, in order to beef up his section," continued Operations. "Erin and James, on the other hand, will continue according to our previous plans, training as part of your special unit of Watchers. Julie, you are promoted to the position of the team’s XO." "And as for your sexual relationship, it will be allowed. Michael and Nikkita have shown us that we do have to loosen up a bit around here. And now, we have to ask you- how are you reacting, Julie, to the incident?" asked Maddy, who was, after all, the people person. I flinched. "Um, okay, I guess. As long as I don’t think about it, I can emotionally detach. I haven’t really dwelled upon it." I left it at that. There was more to it than that, but they didn’t need to know that. "That was expected. You may go now, but if you have any emotional problems, come talk to me," Madeleine said, smiling coldly. I wondered if she was ever really happy. I left her office and went downstairs to the communications center, where Birkoff and Ned were busily at work. "Hi guys," I said, sitting down in a nearby chair. "What’s up?" Birkoff yelped. I had never seen him yelp before. "Uh, hi Julie. I was just, er, showing Nick the system. For his new job." His agitation was very evident. "Yeah, sure. You expect me to believe that? You guys look like you’ve been here all night. What are you looking at?" I pushed his hands away from the screen, revealing live video feed of Michael and Nikkita, still at it. "That’s amazing. How long have they been at it?" Section had been especially thorough at Nikkita’s place- there were four different angles on his screen. I wondered if it was because of her rebelliousness or because she looked like a model. Probably both, I decided. "Ever since they got to her apartment, with brief breaks in between." Birkoff knew the jig was up. "How was the coverage at Andrew’s?" I knew by the look on their faces what else they had been watching, and it was useless for anyone to deny it. "Not too good. You guys like it hot. The water, I mean. The steam fogged the bathroom cameras up. But the bedroom, er, activities were covered by two cameras. You’re not disturbed by any of this?" asked Ned, clearly disturbed. "Not really. I sort of realized Birky would be watching. It was rather illogical of me to assume that you would not see it as well. And you, how are you doing, Ned?" I said, turning off the monitors. Our superiors’ antics would only serve as a distraction, and they could review the info later. If there was anything there, which I highly doubted. "About Michael and Nikkita, you and Andrew, Section, the Watchers, Josh being a Tomorrow Person, Quinn, Erin and James, or the terrorist event? Quite a lot has happened since we last talked, you know. It’s good to know there’s a reason why you have been blowing me off recently," he answered. We all walked to the cafeteria without a word. The halls were bugged, of course. The cafeteria would be too loud to be overheard, and less suspicious than the communications room. Besides, it was dinnertime at Section. "About all of that, actually," I said, glad of Ned’s precise categorizing of everything. Again, we remained silent while we loaded our trays. Selecting a table, we continued our conversation. "Well, the Michael and Nikkita thing was no shock. They have an almost animal magnetism. You and Andrew, I have to admit, was a bit of a surprise. Birkoff told me that you two were not a couple, yet you were very intimate last night. Why?" Of course, he proceeded methodically through the list. This was one of the reasons I got along with both Birkoff and him. They both were very intelligent, and had the same sort of cynical sense of humor as I. "I suppose it was just waiting to happen. He is rather cute, after all. And I wanted to talk about what happened. It was my first kills, you know," I said, biting into my roast beef sandwich. Although Birkoff prefered junk foods, and Ned prefered nutritious, I liked a mixture of both. "We assumed as much. Congratulations on your kills, by the way. That was better than some experienced Section snipers do. That Andrew was assigned as your trainer implied that the inevitable would happen sometime," said Birky, expertly breaking an Oreo into two equal cookies with crème on top. Ned choked on his lowfat milk. "You mean I’m supposed to sleep with Birkoff?" he asked, trying to regain his composure. I snickered. "No, not right now. Being assigned someone as your trainer means that you are uniquely suited for one another. This relationship also leads to many teacher-student sexual relationships, some of them at the behest of Maddy," I answered, noting that Birkoff had obviously not though about that yet. Despite his experience at Section, Nikkita had said that he had never had a student before. Also, his similarity in age was also contributing to his discomfort. By now, Birkoff had also recovered. He quickly changed the subject. "How do you feel about Section and the Watchers?" he asked, after taking a long swig of Pepsi. Nothing like caffeine to keep you going. "I think Section is a good idea, especially in light of the widespeard corruption in the governenment. Their methods are a little unorthodox, but they are in a way very logical. Also, the Watchers is a very interesting concept. I would like to examine the archives sometime to learn about the real past. I also would like proof that these people exist. It seems a bit impossible to me," he said, thinking hard. He too seemed to have mixed feelings, but for lack of anything better to do, here he was. I idly wondered what that said about our society in general. Did we have no real purpose in our lives? "And the others?" I had decided that the curry chicken salad was especially good today, and wanted to eat it. "Josh is a bit of a puzzle. Despite having irrefutable proof that he is what he says he is, that is a bit hard to believe as well. I agree with his idea though. It would be more logical this way. Speaking of which, have the Section movers relocated your things yet?" He asked, telling me he knew that I had been moved to Andrew’s house. I was not complaining or anything. "I think they are scheduled to do that tomorrow. Josh’s stuff takes priority, as I have to send him off tomorrow morning. What do you think of Quinn and the others?" I asked. He was in a surprisingly candid mood, and I was determined to get as much out of this as possible. "Well, Quinn is okay, I suppose. It was a bit of a surprise to find out about him, but he seems to be fine. Does he know?" he asked, anxiously nibbling on a carrot stick. "What, that you’re gay, or that you’re genetically enhanced?" Birkoff asked, biting into a nacho. "You know?" Ned asked me, surprised at my absence of reaction. "I found out about it last night," I said, meaning the genetic bit. I had known about the other since ninth grade. "Oh. Well, both I guess," he said, thoughtfully. "No, on both counts," said Birkoff. "No one but us and the top brass know about us." The sugar, obviously, was starting to take effect. His sentences were getting illogical. "Huh? Don’t you mean just him? I’m not gay," I said confused. Did this mean Birkoff was gay too? Maybe Ned would sleep with him after all. "No, but you’re genetically enhanced too. Just like us. You didn’t know?" asked Birkoff, confused. Clearly, this was news to him. Maybe he thought I ranked higher than him or something. "Hell no! You’ve got to be kidding, right? How long have you known this?" I asked, freaked. This was too weird. I wondered if there was something in my iced tea. "Since last night, actually. But we assumed that’s what Andrew was telling you in the shower. Operations declassified those files about Nick. I noticed some similarities and hacked into the general genetic enhancement files. We three were all enhanced exactly three months apart. Me first, then Ned, then you. There was another girl, but she was overly psychic and died from too much input a few days later. At that point, Section decided to discontinue their enhancements, and study us. I was placed in Section to be raised in this atmosphere. You two were placed on the outside. And here we are again. Reunited," said Birkoff bitterly, ceasing his attack upon a pizza. "except for that other baby girl, lying dead in her grave because of Section’s meddling." "That’s pretty sick, even for Section. They probably cremated her, though. It’s the law, you know. With babies, I mean. I don’t know what else to say. I think this is more shocking than anything else I have ever heard. Are you sure of the veracity of this document?" I managed to say, thinking hard. I too had stopped eating abruptly. "One hundred percent. Besides, we can see it without it anyway. We all think alike, are very logical, and have little emotional response. We all are very intelligent, creative, and athletic. The perfect agents," concluded Ned. "Section made us the perfect agents, you realize." END